The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015
Get the Third Testiclemug. when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
Get the Screaming cat's testiclesmug. A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
Get the The Daily Testiclemug. did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
Get the testiclesmug. by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011
Get the Testicle parasitemug. Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
Get the Testicle(s)mug. The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend
Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*
Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*
Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.
by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018
Get the Broken Testicle Synchronisationmug.