Mapple syrup

You suck at writing.
There are never two p's in maple

Brad: Mapple syrup is so good

Jon: Did you just misspell maple?
Brad: oops autocorrect
Jon: You know were talking face to face right??
Brad: *breathes heavily with mouth*
Jon: What the frick did you do with My mouth?!
Brad: *runs away*

by TheCreeperHasBeenAwwManned August 27, 2019

syrups

a rich stuck up dickhead who gets his daddy to pay for everything

"daddy Ludes called me a syrup" " syrups are homos'

by ludes69696 August 18, 2018

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

Syrup

Something that Tyler the Creator has liked all his life

All my life ive really liked syrup

by i hate ur dream stan May 22, 2023

Vanilla man syrup

Semen

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.

by Negronito November 13, 2020

Syrup

Apparently you’re too sexy for it

“Too sexy for this syrup”

by Shrekkermit October 15, 2021