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Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
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Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.
by Tdent465 November 24, 2022
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veggie straws

eat some veggie straws nigg
by dick ass queef October 6, 2022
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Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?
by GravSim June 2, 2022
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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Wet straw

When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink
Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw
by Solid2inchs March 16, 2022
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straw

similarly to how you'd say a guy is "getting head" during a blowjob, the girl would be "getting straw". you know how you sip/suck on a straw? yea, it comes from that.
Girl A: kyle gave me the best straw yesterday. i almost suffocated.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.
by heph_ December 27, 2020
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