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Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.
After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
by Dw Gentry March 29, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it
if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci
by craps onur April 25, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer

Don't get this shit wrong. A genuine (pronounced gen-u-INE) Cleveland Steamer is specifically the act of:
1) Laying a deuce upon your partners chest, then,
2) Sliding your buttcheeks up and down your partner's chest in a wake of your mud river, AND
3) making an authentic sound of a steam-whistle blowing.
Only once the steam-whistle has been sounded have you actually completed a realistic and true Cleveland Steamer.
"Wow, i gave my chick a Cleveland Steamer last night."
"Oh yeah, did you do the steam-whistle sound and everything?"
"Hellzyeah. Woke the neighbors up and everything!"
by Swinger Dave March 4, 2009
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Strayer Middle School

The only middle school in Quakertown, where kids have threatened to burn down our school, girls have been sexually assaulted, guys are dicks, and basically everything sucks here. The faculty does nothing, therefore everyone’s out of hand. Strayer Middle School’s dress code is extremely sexist and girls get harassed and there are zero consequences. The only middle school where no one does shit if you’re suicidal or if you were harassed. even if you tell someone in the faculty either of those things, nothing happens. Strayer Middle School is a living hell hole where girls get harassed, people are suicidal, and there’s drugs everywhere but no one cares. :)
“I hate going to Strayer Middle School

“I know, it sucks here.”
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cleveland steamer

To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
by MO November 3, 2004
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cleveland steamer

the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).
That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.
by Angela Lopez May 1, 2006
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cleveland steamer

when you take a shit on your partner during sex.
damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
by RayH December 23, 2003
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