Staggered

can mean anything really.

is there anything sharp on you that'll poke me? if there is, keep in mind it doesn't feel nice to have my torch staggered up your ass

by Staggering Staggerson July 1, 2010

complete stranger

The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger

I was bored on sunday. So after a few drinks, i gave myself a complete stranger. Mate, it is like free gay porn.

by marcus_schmarcus June 21, 2006

stranger

A sexual act in which one partner will take the woman from the behind, leave the room after switching with a friend. The first man will leave the room and find a near by window where he will wave at his bewillered ho.

Steve tried the stranger with his girlfriend, and his friend John.

by Marvalous Matthew July 7, 2005

Stranger Friend

Someone who is your friend on a social networking website (such as Facebook or Myspace) but when you see them out in public you don't talk to them because you're too embarassed to introduce yourself with the line "Hey. I don't know you but we're friends of Facebook."

"I totally should have talked to that chick. She's one of my stranger friends on MySpace."

by MacDintons4Life May 1, 2009

strangers with benefits

A description of a situation in which one or both parties are not aware of each other, but when it is convenient they engage in sexual activity.

Unbeknownst to James as he walked home on a Tuesday he was about to become strangers with benefits with Armando his neighbors Great Dane.

by Luw999 October 11, 2013

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

by Belgian fool February 18, 2010