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Sextipation

The inability of having sexual intercourse when traveling, out of a sense of not being in familiar territory, or having an in-law walk in on the act, or out of the grossed-out notion that you are being eaten alive by bedbugs.

Often this occurs during holiday travels when visiting family, out of the sheer horror of having your mother-in-law (or biological family member) detect the act in some way.
What's wrong with Joe? He seems kinda stressed out.

Sextipation. 'Nuff said.
by Married_Lovin_It November 29, 2010
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sexternality

A cost or benefit imposed on a third party by a couple having sex.
My roommate and his girlfriend's refusal to dispose of condoms properly presented a pretty serious sexternality to anyone using the sidewalk outside their bedroom window.
by Dog-sized Spider April 25, 2014
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Sextember

The one month anyone with any gender loves. The pleasure that it gives and the freedom to have some time to do it.
Just remember it's September! It's Sextember everybody, have a happy Sextember!!!!
by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019
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live sexting

To sext a partner whilst viewing/experiencing a live event.
Jillian and I were live sexting all through the Game of Thrones finale. Check out this one: "Winter is coming and so am I."
by jarvis616 September 25, 2014
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mingus sextet

A sexual experience that consists of 1 guy and 5 girls.
"He's not mature enough for tantric sex yet
One nigga, five broads, the mingus sextet"
- The Mingus Sextet , Count D
by JayDilla May 11, 2016
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National Sext a Friend Week

October 14th-20th

Sext a trusted friend.
by BigDickDaddyStalin October 15, 2018
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sexting laws

the laws of sexting.
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)
-this girl is using the well known and important SEXTING LAWS-
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."

marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"

tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."
by spoonsinbowlson April 11, 2010
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