smoke station

the act of taking a relatively large hit of marijuana and then exhaling the smoke into the vagina of your female partner and then re-inhaling

I got so fucking blazed last night doing that smoke station thing with my girlfriend. But i dont think she will let me do it again cause her pussy smells like pot.

by jimbo kimbo December 3, 2007

The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

by Conmad25 February 19, 2009

slam central station

A highly sought-after imaginary location that can be visited during love-making.

Bro 1: "So how'd it go with that chick last night, bro?"

Bro 2: "You know how it is, bro. After the bar, I took that hoe straight to slam central station!"

Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."

by The Pete Jones November 24, 2013

Stationbating

the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed

Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...

by wootao August 17, 2009

MSN stain

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.

Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.

by ShVR February 17, 2006

Train Station Blunt

Smoking a blunt at a train station and then watching the trains go by.

"Windels" You guys ever smoke a train station blunt ?

by david3.8 December 29, 2007

stain that shit up

When your dog barks nonstop with or without a reason.

WIFE: There is no one outside Zuri. Why are you barking?
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.

by 50racer October 11, 2020