Ebenezer squeezer

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner

Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer

by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020

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cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

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Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021

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Julius Squeezers

The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."

by lukepook September 19, 2021

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Supulveda Squeeze

Created by Hollywood Producers Scott Manville and Jon Alan Stewart. The Supulveda Squeeze references the attempt of a Producer to start undermining the importance or desire for an actor once said actor has agreed to be part of a project.

The “squeeze” is applied so that the actor and agent start believing that their services aren’t needed as much as they thought and thus making the actor willing to accept less money.

“As soon as Rob Lowe agreed to be part of the project, they started to infer that he was kind of old and they don’t know how they can work him into having a bigger part; they are totally doing a Supulveda Squeeze on him.

by SouthWilshire April 8, 2022

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