Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril

“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”

by JB707 February 25, 2021

Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

Spicy Freedom

The freedom your pitts get after wearing Old Spice Komodo.

Person A: Man your pitts smell like exoctic winds and spicy freedom.

Person B: Yeah, i'm using Old Spice Komodo

by Spicyfreedomsexmonkey July 9, 2011

Spicy tongs

A dildo boiled or heated up for increased pleasure.

Man, that girl loves her spicy tongs!

by ytinamorBehT October 24, 2011

spicy hay

When a pet(typically a rabbit) eats an electric wire instead of hay

My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.

by PumpkinGuts91 February 8, 2023

Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023