Sjoerd

Better than Hugo

Sjoerd is better than Hugo

by Georgedekut November 22, 2021

Soeren

He got dem muscles

This guy is for sure a Soeren

by Yani69 January 8, 2022

Sjoerd

A Sjoerd is a type of person who is characterised by often being very drunk, appearing in Polo T-shirts and looking a lot like Scott The Wozz. Also most (not all) Sjoerd's are very good in the kitchen, however, a Sjoerd only has this trait if they do not get screwed over by the education system.

Person 1: Hey, what's up with Jan? He didn't show up to work today?
Person 2: Oh, he's a Sjoerd so he's either suffering from a hangover or buying another Polo T-shirt.

by Kaj "The Fatherles" Raaymakers April 23, 2023

Soberlaxed

Being so relaxed, that it's as if you are intoxicated, but are completely sober. It is a blending of sober and relaxed, and is pronounced "so-bre-laxed." It is not to be misunderstood or confused with a form of laxative.

This beach trip without the kids has made me soberlaxed and I've not even started drinking!

by RadicalAdmin July 6, 2023

Sober State

A state that has not legalized marijuana.

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

Canadian sober

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.

Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.

by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014