smoist

When someone is "so moist", a combination of so and moist.

That guy is smoist he won't even have another shot of liquor.

by Deveraux12 October 22, 2011

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

Smooshi

To take one out to have sushi then proceed to sleep with them after.

Yo bro, I am about to get some smooshi with this chick tonight.

by eXistence January 20, 2014

Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015

smogga

A Smug Nigga

You Smogga

by 8=========================> September 5, 2016

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

Smegshit

Someone who is trampy and doesn't wash. Has crusty nob/clit cheese And who you would also insult them in a manner of "shit head"

1. "Have you shagged that local slag? she's dirty, what a smegshit!"
2."You're a smegshit, get in the bath!!"

by Pillybitch November 15, 2016