Jesus Skater 

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.

Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.

Jesus Skater by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009

Hr Skæg 

A little boy who cannot distinguish between fantasy and reality. The little boy is also afraid of Quizmonster

Beware Hr skæg, Quizmonster is behind you

Hr Skæg by FIZMONSTER March 29, 2022

skater 

A skater is someone who skateboards. Whether they be good or bad, it only should count if they enjoy what they get out of skating. If you only skate to earn credit at school...i hate to label ya, but thats what you call a poser...

the fags on here that say you have to be good to ba considered a skater, or people who think all skaters are potheads. FUCK YOU.

skater by Shady Lane December 16, 2004

Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.

"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?

Scaterday by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010

Skater's Calf 

After pushing while skating for an extended period of time, the calf of the standing leg starts to hurt badly. This is known as skater's calf.

Skater 1 - Dude, I got skater's calf.

Skater 2 - Dude, me too.

Skater 1 - Ow.

Skater's Calf by Nick R. January 11, 2006

Tranny Skater 

A tranny skater is a skateboarder who only skates transition. This is a term commonly used in skateboarding vernacular to describe people who prefer to only skate half pipes, quarter pipes, mini ramps..etc.

'Why don't we see Tony Hawk doing handrails or tricks down stairs and skating in the streets?'

'He's a tranny skater, he doesn't skate Street at least not that much anymore; he had a moment though!'

Tranny Skater by Tyson Ardo May 15, 2020

Skateboard 

A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".

guy one: "hey look at me I'm so cool, I'm carrying a skateboard, that must mean I am really adventurous and wild"

guy two: "you suck"

Skateboard by howangrol October 17, 2008