by NotInvolved February 16, 2020
Get the SIMP mug.A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.
1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.
by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020
Get the Simp mug.v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone
"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."
"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."
"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."
by eyelidlash August 9, 2021
Get the simp mug.by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020
Get the Simping mug.A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020
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