Shut up Dad

A term that is used when an annoyance occurs, or the instant an LG opens her mouth.

Example #1:

Kid #1: Bro you're so suave with your headgear can I cop your style?
Me: Shut up Dad.

Example #2

LG #1: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber album?
Me: No what's it called?
LG #1: It's call-
Me: Shut up Dad

by The Suave November 7, 2011

Shut Up Shop

To close your business. In reference to a drug-dealing operation.

'We gunna shut up shop for a few months man, shit is getting hot as a mutha-fucka.'

by Diego November 19, 2003

Shut-the-fuck-off

When you can’t decide if you want the cunt to be quiet or to piss off

When Fitton is talking absolute bullshit in the pub, you piss him off and wind him up, he gets so angry he tells you to, “oh, shut-the-fuck-off!”

by Bigwillyian May 2, 2018

Thighs Wide Shut

Description of a promiscuous virgin, someone saving intercourse for marriage but is willing to perform other sexual acts

How was your date last night?" "Ok I guess, but when I asked her out I didn't suspect she'd be thighs wide shut.

by thisisnotmyrealname9999885652 July 9, 2010

shut up heather

SHUT UP HEATHER!

Person#1: Martha Dumptruck in the flesh
Person#2: here comes the cootie squad
Person#1: We shou-
Person#3: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Person#1: Sorry Heather
Person#2: Look whos with her! Oh My Gosh!!!!
All: Dang Dang Diggity Dang a Dang Dang Dang!!!

by Uno Skip Card November 2, 2019

shut the fuck up

to tell someone to be quiet in a rude why by adding the word "fuck"

"LOL OMG HES SO HOT I CANT AHHH IMMA MARRY HIM OMGGGG"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH"

by bigbadbitch123 October 12, 2016

Fifa Shut-out

The act of being completely ignored whilst trying to interact with someone playing fifa (particularly men), or similar in-depth games. It may seem as though to player has registered you, potentially with a grunt or nod, but in actual fact they have no idea what you want.
Often the players have acknowledged you are there, leading to the odd phenomenon of the players realising someone wanted them during a pause in play, asking each other what was required, before returning to play none the wiser!

1. Woman - Guys can you help me with the shopping?
Men - Yeah
Woman leaves
Man 1 - What did she want?
Man 2 - No idea, Fifa Shut-out

2. Woman - Could you help me take off my bra?
Men - Sure, Whatever
Pause in game
Man 1 - What just happened?
Man 2 - Don't ask me, Fifa Shut-out

by Maaster_Yoda June 25, 2010