šhrøñk

shrønk is whatever u want it to be, if u think hard enough your own dog can become šhrøñk

i was praying rly hard last night and my dog became šhrøñk

by bigdikrik123456789 October 27, 2018

shronk

so, I was walking back home from school, and I saw a dark figure in a group of bushes to my left. In fear of my life, I ran. As I was running all I heard the figure say was "SHRONK". I turned around and saw Shrek but it was different. he had a large grey beard and large moobs. I finally made it home, and I realized that shronk was just Shrek's uncle

"I just saw shronk last week"

by bigfatno November 1, 2019

drink and shrink

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"

I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!

by chocolatemilksteak March 15, 2012

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

scrunk

scholarly while drunk.

1. the scrunk class of 2008. DON'T HATE! ;)

2. man i was so scrunk last night.

3. i totally passed that test while i was scrunk!

4. DAMN, that girl last night was fucking scrunkkkk.

5. i was past wasted last night, i was fucking scruuuuunk.

by Sarah, Taylor, & Danielle August 19, 2007

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

Shrink

1. Fellatio's Woman
2. Fellatio specialist
3. To make the penis shrink through fellatio; deep throat

2.This chick was a shrink, straight deep throat.

by Sway78 October 21, 2007