shawn porter

Shawn Porter is a boxer who is basically jesus christ himself.

Wow Shawn Porter has a huge cock

by kuhpan January 3, 2021

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shawn mendes

quite literally the worlds most fucking disgusting man ever seen, looks like a literal toad and sounds like a mouse. is also very fucking ugly looks like a pile of shit

"oh em gheee, is that shawn mendes?"
"i swear to fucking hell I'll rip his eyes out."

by james potters hot husband January 3, 2022

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The coolest funniest smartest beautiful girl you will ever meet. Shawnice is absolutely gorgeous you will never want to stop looking at her. Shawnice is hilarious and will always make you smile even when your sad she will always be there to cheer you up. Your lucky if you ever get to be friends with a shawnice. She is so smart and will help you whenever you need it. Shawnice is very social and can be friends with just about anyone, but still gets a little shy sometimes. She has the sweetest voice ever like an angle.

Person one: I wish I could be friends with shawnice she’s so nice and pretty.
Person two: just go up to her! She’s super funny I’m sure you will get along with her nice. :)
Person three: yeah shawnice is awesome I love her!

by Starstarlolz8<3 November 23, 2022

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The Shawn

While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook

Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...

Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk

by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015

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