Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

Shanghai

To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.

"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"

by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010

Shanghaied

When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.

Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."

by Roy D. Mercer September 30, 2008

shagonwagon

giant beater car, wagon or van.

Damn! did you see that shagonwagon.

by Amber Moore June 20, 2006

shanghai-five

to steal something sneakily

That dude shanghai-fived my lighter!

by dmedine May 13, 2009

shanghai'd

Hooking up with a small, annoying Asian girl while in a state of inebriation

Damn, I got shanghai'd last night. I couldn't get rid of that annoying girl the next morning.

by Chew Kok March 11, 2011

Sangosexual

A male prostitute for men with gay tendancies. He enjoys exploiting gay buttocks, and gleans nourishment from the receipt of anal pleasure. Without such, he feels a sense of insecurity akin to a young child with a violently abusive father, who himself partakes in regular and consistent exploration of anal regions uncharted. Vis a vis, as a scholar of the anal arts himself, he is attuned

"hey man, i think you need a hug"
"i think you have had too much to drink"
"come here.."
"stop being a sangosexual!"

by Machiavellin March 30, 2008