segaeda

A crazy but really fun person to chill with very loving and caring always puts others first and will support you and be by your side Till the end and is very loyal and very good in bed

Gahhh damn he really is a segaeda

by Yung jerk February 26, 2018

sergachev

The god defenseman on the Tampa Bay Lightning in the NHL. Drafted 9th by the Montreal Canadians and traded for Johnathan Drouin. This shows how retarded the Montreal Canadians are. Has great hands and a quick shot. Can pull bitches.

Sergachev is a real cool dude. He can pull chicks.

by hockeybacon5 May 8, 2018

sega time

A situation in which you're not working even though you're supposed to.

-Where is Giorgio? He has shitloads of stuff to do!
-Didn't see him today bro, I think he's in sega time.

by lbm_ssn June 3, 2018

segamegasaurus

A segamegasaurus is very funny and male. He loves to make people laugh but it a sad blob on Friday. He HATES sport. If you know one, treasure him as he is the funniest person you will ever meet.

Person: He’s so funny!
Person 2: Well, duh! He’s a Segamegasaurus!
Person: True!

by Don’tScareMePlease February 9, 2019

Segal Theory

Obama=Osama=911

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it

by ripnipsey April 8, 2019

SECGATOR76

SECGATOR76 likes to scream at handicapped people and little kids. however he commits several humanity crimes in COD. nigga

DAMN SECGATOR76 stop screaming at old people.

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019

SergAy Antipovskiy

SerGAY antisakfjboi is the 4th descendant of Vladimir Vladimirski Vladimirov Putin, who's origins go back to 2nd century AD at a time when nuclear weapons did not yet exist. Sergay's hope is to once day be knighted to obtain the title Sir Gay, his life-long dream. Many of his fans have mistaken him for the not so well-known Shawn Mendes. Unfortunately, unlike his doppelganger, he is not so good in terms of the singing front. In fact, you can often hear his voice as a method of torture for some of the toughest criminals in Russian Gulags. Sirgay's talents do not stop there. His footballing talents are often compared to that of Virgil Van Dijk himself (minus the dominating presence, the ability of passing the ball and just the downright ability to play football). One of his most famous moments, aside from audition for the house singing competition,in which he immediately got an outright "no" from all the judges, is his assist in the house football competition, where he set up the opening goal of the tournament with a lovely through ball through his own legs. Another one of Surgiy's brilliant attributes is his tendency to become obsessed with girls who he has only spoken to once. Even Syurghey admits to the fact that he is like "an excited dog drooling at the prospect of eating a dog treat" when he meets a girl for the second time.

Syurghey man, did Dimtri deliver package today?
SergAy Antipovskiy you are looking peng today.
Shawn is that you?
SergAy Antipovskiy can you stop stroking my leg please.

by Neil1243 November 21, 2019