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Sessionable

An adjective for someone or someone's body parts that inspire a lengthy love making session.
Omg girls, have to say, Steve's such a sessionable guy.

Frankie, I know we are at breakfast with friends hearing this right now, but your ass is so sessionable.
by Kinkyhagguslover August 13, 2022
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EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending
Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!
by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010
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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.
I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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Octussy Session

When eight equal length Pocket pussy's are welded together with openings at the end and eight men with similar size Johnson's get together touch heads by ramming into the Octussy in a circler motion
"Hey, Swan want to be apart of our Octussy Session
by DecTheDeck January 11, 2025
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Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.
"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"
by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023
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