Semen king

A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland

Look the SEMEN KING is back.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013

Semen Sauna

When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.

“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”

by Literally Batman September 9, 2023

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

Semen-Demon

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.

Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.

by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022

semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.

Dude that bitch was a semen specialist

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022