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Semen oath

A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.
Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman
by Themositones November 24, 2016
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semen sight

When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days
Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....
by Yung.k.i. d December 15, 2015
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Semen Landfill

She's slept with so many dudes her vagina is a semen landfill.
by ThirdBase June 23, 2016
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Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.
... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.
by anonymous November 25, 2022
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semen cemetery

A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant
"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
by Boinko October 21, 2021
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Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.
The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.
by wammywammy November 25, 2022
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semen slobber

1. noun: Slobber that is strung out and looks like globs of semen.

2. noun: Slobber of the mouth that has received a large load of semen.
1. Ugh! Your dog got semen slobber all over me!
2. Look, Emmy's face is covered in semen slobber.
by Go Vols August 16, 2014
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