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Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food
Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!
by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019
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Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..
by That’s so raven April 23, 2024
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Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018
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Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
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Seagulls

white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away
AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023
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Seagull Sweep

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016
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Majestic Seagull

Some goofy goober guy who is a bit silly and introverted but cool
Wow! Is that Majestic Seagull, I bet all the huzz likes him!
by Not Majestic Seagull May 1, 2025
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