The Schabusiness

A figurative act to replace "the business."

Hey Peter, Dan kept throwing baseballs all day, I'm real close to giving him the Schabusiness!

by wind warrior July 27, 2023

Noah Schnapp

An evil zionist twink piece of shit

Noah Schnapp is a twink who wants kids to be murdered

by Noah Schnapp is a zionist pig November 14, 2023

Bacon schlab

Someone.. or .. rather something.. perhaps.. that is special to me.. er- special. yep heh

Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab

by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

Dipper Schnapper

A friendlier, kinder way of referring to someone as a dip shit.

Some dipper schnapper left the window open with the A.C. on!

by anonymous June 22, 2025

Emma Claire Schlabach

GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best

by Alexis_Jones October 3, 2023

Keep the caps on the Schnapps

"Fancy-pants" way of saying "keep da plug in da jug".

If da King had followed his own "Keep the caps on the Schnapps" advice during his temperance-revival meetings instead of periodically "puttin' in his time with a private jug, on the sly", he might not have been pursued by all of da angry townspeople whom he'd duped and swindled.

by QuacksO March 27, 2026