i saw your earth

See your willy, moon means butt so earth means willy

Hey man, did you forget to pull your fly up earlier because i saw your earth.

by GAHWBAHSUBEVEJAUSGSV January 5, 2024

Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.

This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.

by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024

spicer saw

When you rub a dry hand under your female partners v-jay jay vigorously in a sawing motion. A little treat for your partner on a Friday night after a Chinese.

Male Partner: tonight are you down for a spicer Saw?
Female partner: we have just had a Chinese and a glass of pino so yes, yes I am!
*male partner proceeds with intercorse and jumps in with a spicy saw half way through*

by Leonss2019 January 25, 2024

I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023

Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023

SAW

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.

A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.

Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)

"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".

Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".

"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".

"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"

by NoSitA There March 26, 2020