by QuacksO December 03, 2011
Why are you a Sandy Pinapple? Is your name Randy, or just dandy? Is your favorite color Blu? or just true? How about your spiky hair, does it point, up, down, or over there? Maybe you Like Dr. Swiss with rhymes like this. Perhaps your friends are Daquiri Bananas, litos, Super Sugar Rulz? plus popcorn, minus tears. Thrillz on deez hillz? Oceanic views from a distance or how about tha nice weather? Why not be a Sandy Pinapple, the hard spiky shells with super sweet and sour, COREy inside? Or why not just Chill on da beach, like a Sandy Chilln Christian Sandy Pinapple? SCORE! plus rock sign and pierced tongue.
by sugarlitolikathisone February 05, 2010
Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.
Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!
Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?
Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube
Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.
Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you
Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?
Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube
Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.
Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you
by Kentucky Flaccid April 24, 2011
A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
by tommy060289 July 12, 2006
the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot
by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachel March 08, 2005
A sex position reserved only for the gay community that must be performed on the beaches of San Diego. It involves one partner stuffing the other partner's mouth with sand until said partner begins to shit sand. At this point, the first partner will violently fuck the second partner who begins to shit pure sand on the man's dick. The first man's dick and the other man's ass will then begin to bleed, creating a sexual, sand/shit powered blood transfusion.
by p0tat035 April 15, 2017