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San Francisco Pillow Fight 

A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!

San Francisco 

The saddest city I've lived in. People are cramped in like sardines. Homes are squeezed so tightly next to each other there's no space at all. You open your curtains to see a wall. There's no grass or yard, just concrete. There's so many homeless and drug dealers that Joe citizen can't walk down the street safely. The homeless defacate and urinate on the sidewalks. There's trash all over the place. It's sad, so very, very sad.
We are moving out of San Francisco as soon as we can.
San Francisco by anonymous January 17, 2022

San Francisco Hot Plate 

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.
Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.

San Francisco mud 

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.
Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?
San Francisco mud by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2023

San Francisco 49ers 

One of the best teams to ever play... like ever and their biggest fan is Merrick Page(Look him up here)
Wow the San Francisco 49ers beat the CowBoys... of course