Samsonfy

Verb
To waste of goodness.

You "samsonfied" your computer.

by Dr.Ryker-Legacy August 13, 2003

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

samsoneyetis

A condition of having noticeable bags or puffiness underneath one's eyes due to lack of sleep, fatigue, etc.

I didn't sleep very well last night, and that's why I have samsoneyetis this morning.

by T-Squared1960 July 23, 2018

Samsonophobia

The fear of Black Samson, a hero in Image Comics. Samsonophobia is a fear that all humans have, but don't realize it yet. Black Samson lives in the hearts of everyone.

What are going for as Halloween?
Oh I'm going as God
Oh man be careful, that might trigger someones Samsonophobia

by Black Samson April 16, 2021

Samsonator

a ugly islamophobe autistic british nigger

samsonator is islamophobic

by piggiewiggiedigge February 12, 2023

Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007