Salty Weber

masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.

When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.

by uber great August 26, 2007

safoya

Abbreviation for suck a fart out of your ass.

I would safoya that bitch!

by Eli Hurtman July 29, 2009

Salty Bag Drag

Before you tea-bag someone, you slide the divider of your nutbag along the receivers nose there by leaving a salty after taste on their upper lip for them to enjoy.

I swear to God if Sara doesn`t quit screaming thru the PA system; I`m going to give her a Salty Bag Drag!

by BigDaddy618 April 27, 2010

Salty Norman

The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.

It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.

It's time for a Salty Norman!

by Jurek_11 July 22, 2011

Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Salty Marius

Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride

P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS

by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017

salty molly

Noun: Someone who has a little more edge to their personality than they should, and is not afraid to show it.

Dave gives his girlfriend a lot of shit about this and that, he's being a real salty molly.

by The Return of the Macks November 17, 2017