chews the root 

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

chews the root by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005

sweet root

slang for awesome fuck

Papa Don is also known as Sweet Root to the girls in his hood.

sweet root by Flirting With Disaster Baby July 21, 2004

panama root canal 

A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.

Did you hear jen got a panama root canal from james?
Yea she's adventurous.

panama root canal by Synister Owl January 17, 2017

Ginger Root 

the act of placing both of your testicles as well as your penis inside of a condom at the same time. Thus offering the maximum protection from a dodgy sexual partner. This act causes the penis and testicles to closely resemble a ginger root.

"wow that girl last night was pretty dirty I had to use the ginger root to make sure I didn't catch anything"

Ginger Root by hambatch December 16, 2011

Hug a root 

wrapping yourself around someones penis.

wrapping yourself around a hard penis, hug a root

Hug a root by duck21 August 23, 2009

Dead Root 

A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, adn whom was either particularly:

a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their
partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse and has proved to be unadventurous or generally unco-operative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them solely to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoveuring (i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)


See also 'starfish'

"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."

"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."

Dead Root by El_Gilbarto April 29, 2005

Kellogg Brown & Root 

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.

Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!

Kellogg Brown & Root by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006