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oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.
His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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Ghetto Road Block

When urban youth all stand in the road making it impossible to pass without hitting one. Then one stands directly in front of the car while the others aproach to harass or rob the driver.
Look at those fools standing in the road trying to make a Ghetto Road Block unfortunantely for them they are unclear of physics and I have bad brakes!
by Survive1999 June 20, 2008
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Louisiana Road Block

The act of lubing up a balloon and proceeding to insert it into your partner's anus and then pumping it up aggressively. After inserted and pumped up, you may attempt to pop the balloon with your penis or other penis-shaped objects. Preferably a chilled cucumber.
Wow! I can't believe she's still limping from that Louisiana Road Block I gave her last night.
by Dr. Fornication July 5, 2012
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Polish road head

Johnny was getting some Polish road head before they died in a fiery crash.
by Oboefreak August 14, 2016
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that reads

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.
"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."
by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021
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Tennessee Road Rash

When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.
by StillFly April 20, 2009
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Rainbow Road

That one road on MarioKart that is impossible to complete because people push you off, you fall in the holes, a blue turtle shell is thrown at you, and other stuff. You get last like every time, and there's always that one friend that likes it. That friend is an idiot. The only way you can actually progress is if you get a bullet bill because you're in last. That Lakitu guy always has to pick you up and depending on which version of MarioKart you are playing, he takes 3 coins away. He's a jerk. You were already in last and now he takes the coins that make you go faster, and he takes his time picking you up because he probably finds amusement in it. Lakitu has no friends. Also, it's that road where getting Star Power sucks. Now you're going TOO fast and you die. You always try to jump the holes with your mushroom. But you can't. Because your fellow competitors are massive jerks and make you fail. If you're playing Grand Prix, this is the road that will make sure you don't win. If you manage to succeed in first place, tweet it at me. @MiguelAnimates. I won't get any, though. Because you will fail. Like always.
by Xion X May 21, 2017
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