ripe division

The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.

-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.

by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017

Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 17, 2018

Ripening

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

Ripe

A word used to describe how someone is feeling when they are in a higher power

That guy over there is very ripe ;)

by Mr. Ripe August 21, 2018

ricesexual

When you're extremely sexual attracted to Asians.

Person 1: Hey dude, so what is your sexual preference even?

Person 2: Oh me? Yeah dude I'm Ricesexual.

Person 1: Same. LOL.

by spary8 March 31, 2018

rijesamzity

A ramen noodle restaurant consisting of Ri, Jes, Am, Za, and Ty. This is the best ramen around.

Rijesamzity is the name of a ramen noodle restaurant.

by Rijesamzaty May 25, 2018

Riesered

To get ripped off or scammed by an old man with long arms.

My boss Riesered the company for many trips to Hawaii!

by OCBruce November 1, 2018