Ridgecrest

A sick ass little town full of stoners. Lots of tweakers but they only come out at night.

"Hey you hear of that little town Ridgecrest?" "uhhh-hhhhh" "Yeah its a nice place to blaze."

by chronicman May 13, 2005

Oak Ridge High School

Oak Ridge High School is located in Oak Ridge North, Texas. A few parody names against Oak Ridge High are Joke Ridge, Smoke Ridge, Toke Ridge and a new one just created here at urbandictionary... Poke Ridge. It is full of hicks, cholos, and a minority of typical ghetto black people who say the word "nigga" every 5 seconds. The absolute worst thing about the school is the bathrooms, and the urinals are buckets made out of either metal or steel and anyone can see you pissing from behind outside of the bathroom since it doesn't have a door. Even worse, the toilets for shitting (in the men's bathroom) don't even have properly sized walls for privacy. In fact they are so short that if you were to sit on the toilet, the top of the wall would've been below the shoulder. Because of this, rarely anyone takes a shit in the school. However there has been some cases where some people don't care about privacy, and they have explosive diarrhea in the stall making it an extremely awkward situation. As you're reading this, just imagine seeing a guy at one of those toilets shitting while you can see their face. No custodians ever even bothered to bring in walls that give enough privacy.

Most of the white girls in the school have a nice body, but since they are so conservative they just say "eww, you pervert quit looking at my ass".

Woodlands guy: The Woodlands High School girls are way better than Oak Ridge High School girls. Woodlands girls have a liberal attitude towards sex and they all slap each others ass, compare others, and pull their shirt up, so they can satisfy us every day. 60% of all white girls in The Woodlands lost their virginity twice, unlike Oak Ridge where all their hick girls have a conservative attitude towards sex.

Oak Ridge: Man I wish I be livin' in da Woodlands, having sex with white girls with a Woodlands booty!

by ThePersianZone June 15, 2011

Snoqualmie Ridge

Snoqualmie Ridge is a predominately white town in the Cascade Foothills. Most of the Moms are in their 40s and run around in their Lulumon yoga pants with the stroller and large dog in tow. If you're not white y ou will be ignored or ostracized.

The bratty spoiled kids will vandalize your home and think your lawn and driveway as their own personal playground.

People let their dogs runaround loose. The worst offender is actually a state trooper.
There is a TPC golf course that is primarily for white folk. Don't go in there if your not white, you may not get service.

The neighborhood has gotten more diverse with the influx of Indians who are very loud.

Snoqualmie Snoqualmie Ridge

by LoveHandes October 11, 2016

Ridgefield

You know what, screw all you who have dissed Ridgefield. Yeah, it's a small town, yeah kids do drugs, yeah kids drink alcohol, yeah kids still get good grades...sounds like you're all jealous. The chicks on the dance team can dance..they aren't sluts or whores..they can dance. that's it. the cheerleaders work hard on their routines, they are not losers. Yes, this town is full of jocks and preps, oh and also some wiggers, but so what? So are mostly all towns/cities. Ridgefield is a safe little town in Fairfield County-where all the best parties go down. Shove that up your ass.

Ridgefield High School-you can't compare.

by KayVee November 1, 2006

Ridge Paste

Sweaty paste build up along the ridge of your helm

"Come over here flick some of this foul smelling ridge paste from my tip

by Albertbighelm August 1, 2007

rides my ass

to bug someone. To be a pain in the ass with criticism or whatever

my girfriend rides my ass. She just wont let me go out with my friends and drink and have fun but always is complaining.

by harryorgangrinder February 28, 2014

Ridger

A modern name for Richard. He is funny, cute, creative, and loving. You would be lucky to meet a Ridger. He will make you laugh constantly, and is great to be around.

Wow, he is so nice and funny, he must be a Ridger!

by Emma Carstairs April 22, 2018