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relaxative

A stimulant or relaxant that one ingests or inhales before spending a holiday with relatives. Initially termed for a stiff drink but has evolved with the demands of progress to include anything that can positively alter your state. Best described as smooth and mellowing in it's desired effect. Softening sharp edges, get the pun? Relaxative.
1. Just before the whole clan family arrives we always take a break for a quick relaxative.

2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.

3. This calls for a relaxative!
by 123eric April 6, 2010
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reliable texter

Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time
reliable texters are the best
by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010
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Relax Hoss

When someone is being too much of an intense bad ass to realize their true dickish nature
Guy 1: I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!

Guy 2: Relax hoss, you must of Boflexed to hard last night
by GamerDude652 May 15, 2014
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Relaxi Taxi

A place (preferably a moving vehicle) in which you can go and relax

Reference from FRIENDS.

Phoebe comes up with a business idea about a taxi where people take to go and relax.

Can also be called relaxi cab
I'm feeling stressed out, might go to the relaxi taxi for a while.
by MAC 'N' TAN June 12, 2018
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slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
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Socks That Relieve Pain

An ad on this website for some reason.
OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE
by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019
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Relient K

A band that was once very cool and Christian and sexy all at the same time, but is not edging towards mainstream rock and becoming sell-outs.
Relient K used to be a killer awesome band! But then they toured with GC and SP!
by cRiDi May 6, 2005
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