World record Egg

The egg no one can stop fucking talking about cuz it's "ThE MOsT LwIKeD InSPaGrAM PoSt"
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by Godisagamer January 19, 2019
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World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.
Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!
by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 17, 2019
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I press record

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record

In Pinks Son Fingers!
by Ankido January 03, 2008
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records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors
“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
by Bangswell October 24, 2023
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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 09, 2014
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