conversation rape

When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.

Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.

Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?

Me: ...Go away.

by silencedoesn'tmeanconsent September 21, 2009

Gate Rape Drugs

Male performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and Cialis taken before TSA pat downs or naked body scans to show off your manhood in full form.

Friend : Have fun getting pictures of your junk taken at the airport, maybe they can post them on your facebook.

You : I took my gate rape drugs before hand so I'm all set.

by dalethepcman November 22, 2010

Rapebooking

The act of masterbating to a picture of a friend on facebook without his/her permission.

(Wayne's dick stood erect as he impatiently browsed through Gina's facebook photo's looking for an ass shot. He finally found one. Photo 17)

....the next day....

Wayne: I rapebooked the shit out of you last night

Gina: Whats rapebooking?

Carl: Yeah Gina, photo #17 in the "crazy summer nights" album was great!

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

rape hysteria

The result of Social Justice Warriors defining everything sexual men do as rape. It devalues the term, and can cause those who have actually suffered to be lumped in with the attention seeking ideologues. That and when a man is accused of rape, he is guilty be default with no chance to explain himself of prove innocence.

This rape hysteria is getting out of hand, I was called a rapist just for saying that girl looked hot

by liquid death October 25, 2017

Price rape

When a company i.e. Nike hypes and hypes a product and then releases the product at a ridiculously high price, then get away with it because everybody wants it so badly.

Anthony: Did you see the price tag on those shoes?!?

Lucas: Yeah, it was ridiculous.

Anthony: Talk about a price rape.

by Aivalleb December 27, 2009

Rain Rape

When you are caught off guard by a sudden blast of rain, especially to the face.

You and your buddies are outside enjoying the warm weather when out of nowhere you're all drenched by a sudden downpour of wet mess. After you guys get inside to a dry place you all start the rain rape healing process which may take minutes of intense group therapy.

by Robert Champlin May 1, 2010

a rape in the park

The opposite of a walk in the park.

That music class was supposed to be really easy. It turned out to be a rape in the park. Don't take it.

by lord_of_win September 26, 2010