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Punisher

A bad-ass heavily armed person that is usually very dark, angry, and generally pissed off. Based off the comic book Punisher. These people though rarely get into any type of combat situation. Most of the time become murderers and get arrested or killed. Some smarter punishers though keep their rage in an end up owning many guns and sell munitions.
Don't mess with that punisher.

The punisher was shot after killing a gang member.
by Slavik Von Stockholm May 3, 2005
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putes

Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.
Your putes have a very nice appeal today.
by CMore68058 March 29, 2010
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Pubis

A pubis is when a male has longer pubic hair then the length of his dick
Person 1 ; My penis may be small but I pee a lot.

Person 2 ; Shut up, you have a pubis!
by The star player April 26, 2016
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Dinner Punishments

When you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
Person 1: - Well I'm tired from spending ages on making that food.
Person 2: - {Sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} I thought it tasted terrible.
Person 1: - Well, you know how I did the cooking?
Person 2: - {Continues to throw up}
Person 1: - You can do the washing up.
Person 2: - Fine {Rolls eyes and thinks *Dinner Punishments*}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 20, 2010
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Putin

Russian leader, former KGB agent who would become Tsar or Dictator if he could, but doesn't have to since the people and government let him do what he wants. Often opposes the USA but not too much so as to still keep a "friendship." Has also been taking the Chechens to the woodshed in their revolt.
"Vladimir Putin is a great Russian leader!" - Russian people

"Vladimir Putin is a tyrant and a monster!" - Chechen people

"Vladimir Putin has a funny last name!" - American middle school students
by aat1179 August 8, 2004
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Punisher

A great name for your Penis. Mainly a name for a large penis that punishes the vag.
Jordan " Dude did you giver her the punisher last night? "

Jake " Yeah that bitch was asking for it "
by 8inchezIn February 28, 2010
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punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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