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Pseudo-based

Pseudo-based When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:

"yeah"

"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"

"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 6, 2022
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pseudo continental

Attempting to potray a false european appearance.
Sticking a bistro set outside a pub in the ghetto of England is very pseudo continental!

The Penny Black in Sheffield displays pseudo continentalism!
by Dr BobA July 4, 2008
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Pseudo-random

A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.

The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.

So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.
You'd use a pseudo-random number generator for dice
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Pseudo plot-line

When a series of skits or sections are arranged to follow a plot-line.
Person A: Have you seen that rising comedy channel recently?
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.
by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018
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pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 23, 2009
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Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.
Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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pseudo-intellectual

"Everyone on Reddit is a pseudo-intellectual"
by Sheep29 August 25, 2023
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