Pootay

noun -
1. a slang term of endearment, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

2. a slang term of someone being a pain and/or doing something you don't want them to be doing, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

1. "Dear Pootay, I love you. Heart, Pootay"
2. "POOTAY...why are you drinking my soda?"

by modogg May 29, 2008

portage

Portage is an alright place besides all the preppy sluts in portage Northen and preppy heroin addicts in portage central. But hey i live here and i dont complain because i go to PCEC(we arent f***ing deadbeats)so dont fucking say that shit.And it has a pretty okay mall. There is also some hot guys in Portage.Other than that it's full or nice houses and trailerparks.

Portage is F***ing great for preppy heroin addicts

by gonjagirl October 15, 2006

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

Love Portal

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.

I fought her love portal until the morning.

by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009

protasian

Protestant and caucasian, similar to WASP. Can be used to describe something in a social, socio-economic or geographic sense

Mike Huckabee is the protasian candidate in the 2008 election season.

by jrt1045 January 14, 2008

Protank

A verb used to describe how the Death Knight tank will handle an upcoming boss or trash pull.

Player 1: Hrim, have you tanked the new boss yet?
Player 2: Oh yeah, I can protank it no problem.
Player 3: Hey make sure Damain doesn't pull agro and die like a bitch.

by kevinzok February 9, 2010

Protaintiff

The word you use when you can't remember the word "patent." It is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.

Protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.

Hey man, you can't sing that, I got have a protaintiff for the tune.

Albert Einstein worked at a protaintiff office.

Dude, you totally protaintiff'd bill the other day!

by Brunpio January 1, 2012