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Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
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professer oak

Professer Oak of the Kanto region is the most skilled Pokemon professer in the entire pokemon world. His grandson Blue, was even the champion of Kanto before being overthrown by his rival, Red. Oaks' wherabouts are unknown now, but he is belived to be in Alola studying reigonal varients.
Professer Oaks' signature line:"Are you a boy or a girl?"
by Sleepy Tiger November 25, 2016
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
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Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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Professional Disagreer

A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018
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car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019
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