procakes

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.

Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?

by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009

Porcelain Stew

A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.

Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

pricey sex

A man who loves vaginas then leaves them with a smile
Often referred to as the fixer, the price fixer or Fixer!

Gee I could really go a bit of Pricey sex!

by Brettggd September 7, 2016

precede

Come before (something) in time, order or position.

She preceded him into the room

by NotColombus September 24, 2020

Price Chopper

A grocery store run by a the Golub Family who are ignoramuses and support corrupt politicians such as Joe Bruno. This grocery store chain is known for overly inflated prices and employees who are on the bottom of the IQ scale. Their customer service department should be named the customer "Disservice" department. Price Chopper is known for trying to screw their customers by mis marking their products thus scanning at higher prices and coupons whose bar codes do not work though resulting in receipts which are often 15-20% higher than they should be.

Dude, I'm going to the Ghetto Chopper. Let's see how Price Chopper tries to screw me today

by MUNG Mung mung January 3, 2021

cheap at twice the price

Something that's so inexpensive, that if the price were doubled, it would still be considered cheap.

"$500 for a 1975 Caddy El Dorado! Cheap at twice the price!"

by shannonr May 7, 2007

Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010