Tempur-Pedic

One of the best mattress brands on earth

Tempur-Pedic is the best

by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

baby pedicure

baby pedicure- what a pregnant womans baby gets when you shove your dick all up in her pussy and rub it back and forth in the hole and your cum scrubs the babys feet and the babys feet get a good rub too.

The baby pedicure he gave me probably swallowed my babys feet.

by PinkHxrnySlxt69420 April 22, 2022

Redneck pedicure

You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!

That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.

by Drunkenjazz July 17, 2024

Sexual Preducator

An individual who took up a teaching position just to prey on some minors.

The sexual preducator had been giving the student the most awkward stares during class

by yangallegos October 13, 2023

Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.

After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!

by Smelissa Lockfart May 4, 2024

Gluckstadt pedicure

The act of vomiting on someone else’s or your own feet for sexual pleasure

Josh: How was your date last night?

David: it was great, she gave me a Gluckstadt pedicure

by Gluckgluck69 June 11, 2025

Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.

“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”

by APedant October 18, 2025