In reference to a sprinkler that waters your lawn in a circle. Same idea with the "Yardbird Position." While at her house in the living room. Have sex standing up. Right as you orgasm throw her to the couch & start spinning around like the sprinkler. Throwing sperm all over the room. Reference the song "You Spin Me Right Round." Try It!
by Par64Tat August 29, 2014
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Cory:Listen bitch after I get done putting these mushroom tattoos on your forehead, turn over to The other position so I can lick your Puerto Rican asshole.
Lindsey: I hate the other position were he tries to twist me up like a pretzel, because he thinks somehow his 3 inch dick will feel more like its 4 inches. All you bitches know what I mean.
If my feet was meant to be behind my ears. They would have grown there.
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If my feet was meant to be behind my ears. They would have grown there.
by Imadumbass December 21, 2013
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After spending 5 years working at McDonald's in my Fool Time Position, I realized I needed to do something different with my life.
by Jtrigger December 29, 2017
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Tom:Bro,that’s some furry shit,I don’t know if I should say cool,or be weirded out.
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Anon2: You sick fuck.
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by The true lord December 28, 2016
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