Toilet paper

What i'm out of right now

oh fucking shit, i'm out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?

by piebot October 28, 2003

Paperclipping

When your crush ignores you, but still occasionally texts you to don't forget about him/her/them.

The term comes from Clippy, Microsoft's most hated virtual assistant.

- I thought he's not interested in me, but he texted me last night and left me on read, again. He has been doing this for a month now and I don't know what should I do with his mixed signals.
- Just dump him, he's totally paperclipping you.

by canihaveacookie November 5, 2019

Paper Towns

A book written by John Green and happens to be the greatest book ever written intended for youth.

Vivien: Have you read Paper Towns? =D

Chan: YES OMFG IT WAS AWESOME!

by MunkeeBoi December 21, 2008

Paper Plane

A joint or maybe even a blunt. Light up and prepare for lift off.

Yo roll up that Paper Plane and lets take off right quick.

by M&Mcd July 19, 2010

Strip Rock, Paper, Scissors

Best game ever. Period.

We played a quick game of strip rock, paper, scissors, and before we knew it, we were completely nekkid.

by jackerman October 16, 2008

Rock Paper Scissors

Perhaps one of the most ancient and widely respected games of all time that can be used in making any decision or just for good old fashoned entertainment.

(Kids playing a pickup game of football)
-I get to pick first
-No, I get to pick first!
-There's only one way to settle this!
Rock Paper Scissors

by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008

paper dingleberry

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping

Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.

by K Siler June 10, 2005