ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE
WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by CatMan3 November 19, 2020
by TTTTT_58 March 24, 2006
Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress July 16, 2008
Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
by bruh 🙂 February 13, 2022
self-aware person 1: did you hear? there were only 28 days in 2018 where police didn't kill someone. some days they killed 2 or more people.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.
by NoJusticeNoPeace890 June 25, 2020
by the rattman November 01, 2017
An old TV show with a grand total of 6 episodes. It was the funniest, most creative spoof comedy show every created, and that is a fact. Not an opinion, a fact.
by quagmiregrisdafn February 26, 2012