POLICE CAR

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE

WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

Transport Police

Fake police without guns or dogs, all they get is a bus pass and a whistle

oh no the police are coming, don't worry it's just the transport police....they are fake police

by TTTTT_58 July 22, 2008

Defund the police

Something dumb people do and make a total 360 on after they regret it

Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me

Person B: You just got defund the police'd

by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022

Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"

Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy

by ThomBom November 25, 2014

Police Squad

An old TV show with a grand total of 6 episodes. It was the funniest, most creative spoof comedy show every created, and that is a fact. Not an opinion, a fact.

POLICE SQUAD: IN COLOR!

by quagmiregrisdafn May 12, 2012

police

piggys that take your money your drugs and your lives

fuck the police them little piggy's going to die today

by the rattman November 1, 2017