Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!

by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.

by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 22, 2015

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 30, 2022

plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.

Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome

by Halftime32212 February 14, 2017

snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 21, 2023

plank kink

When planking turns you on

yo you got a plank kink??

by swagmf420 July 21, 2021

Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.

Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.

by CraigEvansEmbo January 09, 2024