Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.

Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks

by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022

plank

A meme you see in a dream

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine

by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023

biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.

AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!

by jockthecock November 16, 2010

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

planking

Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.

My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.

by ViperGeek October 7, 2011