Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Frisbee Planks

Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.

Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.

Sure man, just start planking when your ready.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium May 17, 2023

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.

Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022