real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

pineapple trap

1) A musical genre that includes tropical and hawaian sounds and mixes them with hip hop and trap culture. One such example is ZEZE by Kodak Black.

Damn that new pineapple trap joint by Kodak Black is sick!

by TRa papa pa January 15, 2020

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

by PineAppleJam February 10, 2015

Pineapple Spread

When you cum in her, and she pisses so the "spread" comes out mixed together.

"Yo, that bitch was fucked up, we made some pineapple spread man!"

by Trendstarter4689 January 8, 2018

pineapple friend

A friend that is weird.

Where is your pineapple friend.

by hartley24747 January 27, 2018

Pineapple with Pizza

: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it.

: popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios.

: but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.

Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy!

Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍

by BBJoshiephine October 4, 2020