petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world

Oh, I love my little petty petkins!

by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005

Petting the fence

During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.

Kylie, quit petting the fence and hit a ball.

by omg zombie tits December 25, 2008

Petter

Going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.

-Where´s John?

-Oh, he´s gone doing a Petter.
-Goddamnit!

by MyXboxIsBroken January 25, 2011

pettit

one who touches dog's in the dead of night

that old man is such a pettit

by nash hudson December 8, 2007

Petting the Cat

Masturbating

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.

by PolaJack May 24, 2011

Petty

Lancashire dialect.

Petty = Toilet

Petty paper = Toilet roll.

Petties = Toilet block or Public convenience.

Ahm goo'int petty fer a jobby = I'm going to the toilet for a poo.

Whee'erst Petty? = Excuse me, could you direct me to the convenience?

by Wildcat0123 October 24, 2012

phatter

to look more attractive, sexier

i wanna see you'd get phatter.

by louis January 20, 2005