ski patrol

People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH
I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.
by Snow God December 23, 2006
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Total Hottie Patrol

Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.
by Speed W August 20, 2007
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Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 27, 2005
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canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006
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big tit patrol

A website that shows women with huge knockers/tits.
Man, did you see that girl? She has humongous tits she could get a role in big tit patrol!
by K.devera April 17, 2006
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Swole Patrol

When you and your best bitches go hunting for Swole Bros.
Ashley and Becca are hitting the beach for swole patrol this weekend.
by Wagnasty_22 July 07, 2015
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Civil Air Patrol

The AUXILIARY of the United States Air Force. The Civil Air Patrol performs many missions including Search and Rescue, Disaster Relief and Aerospace Education. The Civil Air Patrol also had ground teams for search and rescue, and average 100 lives saved a year.

The Civil Air Patrol also has the largest fleet of single-engine aircraft in the world, complex VHF-FM and HF-SSB radio systems that allow for interoperabily with navy, air force, marine corps, coast guard, as well as disater relief organizations such as the red cross, FEMA, etc.

The Civil Air Patrol is a national asset that at least does something useful, unlike the ROTC.
CAP owns you.
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003
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